A Lady will meet a lad
OMG! “Have you seen that guy? I wouldn’t kick him out of bed...yes women also have needs and when they see a guy with a beard and such a rib cage it’s clear madness.
We are single ladies (it is not a matrimonial ad, although...:-) and obviously the knees go weak at competitions filled with a few thousand handsome Spartans. It’s that these men go to get the scores, right? The time, general classification, elite and so on ;) they don’t even notice cool chicks around them. Too bad because they could score a “fall in love”.
Dear friends we have been on a few of such runs and this is when I wish I was an owl (capability to turn the head 270 degrees) the sights! You can choose a bearded, an athlete, a sprinter, you name it. And when you see a 6pack or tattoos on legs or arms (we love it) I won’t even mention what happens to our bodies and the visions in our imagination would have to be censored.
If the times were different, I think that they don’t realize what they are missing out on. And if asked “what kind of woman turns you on?” what does he say? “I like a girl doing hurdles” - I know, I’ve done research ;-) and even with that they miss it. Guys, at least after you take a freezing shower after the finish line, take a moment to look at the beautiful Spartan girls. Who knows, maybe not one of you would meet the love of your life, and your children from the earliest childhood would have the support with difficulties from the best trainers – parents.
Most women know that men are essential. They can help in everyday life, with a car, shopping and will share a credit card ;-) Generally they give support. At competition we can also count on them. For example, by the wall they are helpful, while giving a lift (physical contact is inevitable) they feel how hard we’ve been working on our buttocks recently. Sometimes it’s enough to make googly eyes and give a wide smile and believe it or not, even SR world champion won’t resist it. This is human nature that a women and men attract each other, and they can match up even in mud or high snow. They like it that women can handle it and are not affraid to get dirty or sweaty. Also they have passion in common which draws them closer.
I sometimes sit in my super comfy couch ;-) and switch off, which happens more often as I get older (perhaps a new illness – Aswichoff ;-) I imagine my life with a guy like this by my side.
Taking into consideration my personality with elements of sarcasm, sense of humor and maximal awareness it is hard to find a guy these days. Everything got horribly messed up. There are more women with guts than men. This is why Spartan Race and other events of this type is a great place to make friends. It doesn’t matter whether it’s us friendship or love – there’s potential.
Runs like that build self confidence, men compete with each other – typical male fight. From most distant time when a man, who looks after and fights for a woman, has his principals and never gives up. Girls, we encourage you to come to competitions because we fall in love every 7 minutes and every other obstacle. There is a “crush moment” which as we all know delivers loads of serotonin needed for the following kilometers of euphoric run.
We can’t wait for the next season perfumes and waterproof mascara is bought. Too bad we can’t run in dresses because our mailbox would be maxed out. Men annoy us, but when they’re not around everything else is annoying.